meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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