this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
