using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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