As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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