but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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