I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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