My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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