Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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