okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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