i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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