Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So here I am, sexting at work.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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