there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
