Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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