just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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