Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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