i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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