shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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