That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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