you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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