yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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