She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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