margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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