Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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