Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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