Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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