HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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