Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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