Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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