Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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