Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I bet he comes in French.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
