oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I look better un-naked...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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