My hair reeks of homosexuality.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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