I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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