I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
