Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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