ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
The air taste purple.
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