my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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