Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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