told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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