How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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