Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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