the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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