I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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