i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
