absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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