All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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