every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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