My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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