Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i think i have two assholes
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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