do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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